This is Great:
â€œSneak-f***edâ€. Brings back hazed memories,Â Dave.Â Many of them good.
To continue the theme of your post, have we all lost our b***s? â€œIâ€™m sorry to hear John was in your files, Ms. Krank, but so are thousands of others, Iâ€™m sure. Your awareness of and interest in him was prompted by my firmâ€™s referral, not the presence of an old resume in the vast wasteland of a database that you should have searcehd before you accepted any resume from any third party.â€
â€œMs. Krank, our business employs a simple, fair concept that covers just this situation. Itâ€™s called the â€˜but-forâ€™ rule. Iâ€™d be happy to acquaint you and, if necessary, your boss with. Otherwise, when would you like to talk to John?â€
If you print the word, â€œWelcomeâ€, on your forehead, what right do you have to be surprised when people wipe their shoes on your face?