Fun Friday: The Genius “Voicemail Resume”

Would you hire this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxtRCXhi5E0

His qualifications include:

  • Patented inventor
  • Best of the best
  • Self-proclaimed genius
  • Has a lot of powerful friends who want him to enter into politics soon
  • Has an education that would “blow your arm off”
  • “Young women love him” and he “looks good – and that’s a problem”

He needs:

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  • Part-time work, since he is on disability and cannot make more than $1,000 per month
  • To make a couple hundred bucks a week
  • Just a little money – after all, he doesn’t like money

He will:

  • Analyze thought values
  • Do anything, including shoveling sh#$ (he said so)

Have any of you ever received a voicemail like this?

Amybeth Quinn began her career in sourcing working within the agency world as an Internet Researcher. Since 2002, she has worked in both agency and corporate sourcing and recruiting roles as both individual contributor and manager, and also served previously as the editor of The Fordyce Letter, FordyceLetter.com and SourceCon.com, with ERE Media. These days she's working on some super cool market intelligence and data analytics projects. You can connect with her on Twitter at @researchgoddess.

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3 Comments on “Fun Friday: The Genius “Voicemail Resume”

  1. Maureen – to the best of my knowledge, this was an actual message left on an actual recruiter’s voice mail. Shocking, huh? 🙂

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